"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

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hifas:

Armchair Traveler by Lutz Bacher
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Can I have this for my living room, please?

hifas:

Armchair Traveler by Lutz Bacher

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Can I have this for my living room, please?

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"The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pendants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain."

Ursula K. Le Guin (via observando)

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limnetic:

whitefiatuno:

dude germany has it the worst, hands down.
every single video.
right2remix.org

Possibly interesting to other European vidders. Petition here

limnetic:

whitefiatuno:

dude germany has it the worst, hands down.

every single video.

right2remix.org

Possibly interesting to other European vidders. Petition here

frozenwithversaceice:

unamusedsloth:

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

started dying after fish lmfao

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